Guess What Sucks

   OK I am really getting sick and motherfucking tired of computer generated effects in movies.  Its just gone too far. Its a beast that has gotten too big for its oversized expensive pants. I cant even sit through a lot of movies anymore because of all the worthless creative masturbating that is going on.   It started as a tool to make movies better… but has now been overdone and overused to the point of being nauseating.  CGI has officially made special effects NOT special.  Its a good idea gone bad and its threatening to ruin and make obsolete a century of film making artistry.

CGI sucks.

   I’m just getting tired of this bullshit that they keep trying to pawn off to the public.  If you watch movies that were made in the 80’s to early 90’s… you can see the level of special effects were incredible.  They were doing the best they could with what they had… and there was a real art to it.  Make up artists and miniature models and blue screens and film overlays and all the techniques Hollywood used had come to a head, and it was working very well.  Amazing films like Close Encounters of the Third Kind and Superman to name a few.  These movies used what they had and there is a certain realness to it that makes the films believable and enjoyable. 

Fast forward to now.

   Every movie I fucking see has some ridiculous computer flexing its digital muscles for me to ooohh and ahhh at.   Sorry I’m not buying it anymore.  It seems like one of the things a movie is measured on nowadays is their special effects and if they looked real or not.   Like “Well the movie sucked… but the effects were cool”   Who gives a shit about whether they were cool or not?   Who gives a shit if they looked real?   I mean fucking give me a break… how does ANYONE know what an alien spaceship looks like… or a giant green radioactive monster… or creatures from other worlds or what the fuck ever they are trying to convey?   These are things that do not exist in nature… so nobody knows if it looks REAL or not.  Its NOT real at all!!!!!   Its a movie!!!!!!   CGI should be a tool that can make a movie more realistic… not a crutch that the entire film is standing on.

Wanna know what a prime example of this hapless and uncreative way of making movies? 

   The movie 300.    I’m sorry I couldn’t even get past the first 10 minutes before I turned it off and threw it away in the nearest garbage can.  Its so fucking unwatchable that I didn’t even return it to the video store for fear that some asshole would watch it and like it.   I felt like I was watching a goddamn video game.   Another example is Sin City.   That fucking movie is watchable to a point… until my head starts pounding like a pornstar trying to take it all in.  Its just overkill.  Maybe the kids like it, but they don’t remember anything before Jurassic Park anyways.

   I understand that CGI allows filmmakers to do what has never been done before.  I’ve heard arguments about how it has broadened the limits of creativity and how it makes things easier and makes images more realistic looking.

   I agree with most of that… but to say that CGI makes things look more real is about as beleiveable as me pooping a canned ham (which wouldnt be that tough to depict in a film with CGI).  It DOESNT make things look more real.  Depending on the level of quality… CG can ruin a movie, stop it dead in its tracks, and elicit boos and sour faces from an audience.  The difference between now and 20 years ago is that everyone KNEW that special effects were not real.  Now Hollywood uses computers to try and dupe us into thinking something is real… and it doesnt work.  There used to be tricks in making movies.  Now with CGI… no tricks are needed.   You can depict and show anything you want.  That sounds great in theory, but doesn’t unlimited variety kinda lower the bar just a little bit?   If you can have anything you want… whats the point?   Think of Chinese buffets.  Would you rather eat Chinese food… or go to a HUGEmega Chinese buffet with every imaginable food item on it?   Is ANY of it really any good?  

  Would making a movie about talking dinosaurs who fly in spaceships fighting terminator machines on Mars be any good?  Probably not… but they can do it thanks to CGI.

   I hope that all this pointless idiocy creates a backlash of filmmakers that REFUSE to use computer generated imagry in their movies.   It would be nice to see people using their skills and craftsmanship to create better movies instead of being on the cutting edge.

   You suck. Oh my fucking god.  I want to speed up and ignore my destination just so I can follow you to wherever it is you are going and pick you off when you exit your automobile. 

   I want to accelerate my automobile until it is side by side yours on the highway. Then I would pull out a sawed off shotgun and aim it at your worthless face and pull the trigger… watching your worthless face become a spraying mass of blood red, and brain matter grey.  

    I want to follow your car around town and pelt it with rotten vegetables and eggs while singing Ryan Adams songs at the top of my lungs and hold up naked pictues of Michael Jackson.

   I want to take that cellular telephone out of your hand and shove it up your stupid asshole while a Burger King fry boy fucks your mouth and you are forced to watch Batman with Jack Palance.

   I want to take your seat belt and wrap it around your neck… tie it to the back of my car… and drag you around a field of broken glass while I blast the Eagles.

   I want to call up your mother and steal her social security number and identity and charge hundreds of dollars worth of sex toys and child pornography to her Discover card. 

   I want to take you to a Sigur Rós concert.

   I want to dig up your grandmother and create a work of art out of her bones and give to you as a fucking wedding present.

   I want to grab you out of your stupid fucking car and knock you out with ether and then take you to a shitty motel with hourly rates and pay a tattoo “artist” to ink a huge tat of Billy Crystal’s face on your chest… licking one of your nipples.

   I want to feed you Subway sandwiches with nothing on them but green bell peppers and ketchup and Tabasco while you’re forced to listen to Jack Johnson while watching Carlos Mencia do stand up in Hell with Al Pacino as your waiter.

   I want you to swallow my poop.  You suck.

     I think Subway is a magical place.  They must employ hundreds of wizards and warlocks posing as “sandwich artists” all over the country.  The reason I believe that is this; When I’m getting my sandwich made… I never see the sandwich leave the counter. Weird huh???   I never actually SEE any employee take my sandwich… go into the back… and sit on it,  with their fat sweaty ass.   

   YET every time I eat a Subway sandwich… it tastes like someone sat on it, with their FAT…SWEATY… ASS.

   Subway Sucks.

   Let me first say that great sandwich shops are not easy to come by.  There is a universal method to making a good sandwich.  One KEY factor in this is that the sum is NEVER greater than its parts.  You gotta have fresh or at least tasty bread.  Your meats and cheeses and topping all must be of very high quality.  Not everything can be perfect in the sandwich world all the time. So many things can go wrong.   Stale, dry bread or sub par ingredients can ruin a sandwich… and a sandwich shop… for good.

   Subways slogan is “Eat Fresh“.  What?   Seriously?  It should read “Eat My Ass” because thats what it tastes like.  Someones anus where poo poo comes from.

   The employees at Subway are called “Sandwich Artists“.  Bitch please,  if making sandwiches is an art… then Subway is the Thomas Kinkade of sandwich making. His shitty and artless paintings are the same thing as eating a Subway sandwich and calling it art.  So fuck you “Sandwich Asshole“.  The ONLY time I ever go to Subway is when I cant decide what or where to eat… and it just happens to be the closest thing around. 

   Its a last resort for hunger.

   If you you happen to get to Subway right when the “Sandwich Asshole” is taking the bread out of the oven, it might be edible.  Its usually stale in places and is flavorless.  Then they try and have different toppings for my bread… like cheese or seeds or something.  It sucks.  Stop trying so hard. 

   Veggies always taste like they are not so fresh… tomatos are mealy… onions are badly chopped… I always find myself putting olives on Subway sandwiches just to make them interesting.  My point here is that I shouldn’t NEED to do anything to make a sandwich more interesting.  Especially if I’m paying to have someone make it for me.  I always want the fucking things to be bigger or more substantial than they really are.  There isn’t anything special about anything at Subway.  I mean I feel like I could make a better CHEAPER sandwich at home. 

   I’d pay cash money to see Thomas Kinkade eating at a Subway.  He would be complete with tuxedo and a silver candelabra, and would beckon passersbys to come enjoy his shitty excuse for a sandwich.  Then his eyes would glow like hellfire, and he would speak in satanic tongues about ruling the world from an art studio in hell… an art studio that supplies nothing but Subway Cold Cut Combos to its prisoners… uhh I mean students.

   Anyways.

   Subway is a turd, and it sucks.

Guess what totally fucking sucks?  Tattoos.  

What???   What do you mean they suck Danny??? They are so cool looking and unique!!!!

Fuck you and your stupid waste of money.    Hey I have a few hundred bucks and no personality… maybe I should get a tattoo.

   It seems like its a right of passage for a lot of people.  Young girls will get something cute on (insert obvious body part here)…  artsy weirdos with too much money will get something REALLY unique and will even have a “guy” that they go to for it.  People in rock bands fucking LOVE tattoos.  I’m not sure where this trend came from, but man does it make you look awesome!!!!  It really completes the whole ego driven shithead look youre trying to master.  Some women get them because they think it gives off a dangerous or sexy vibe.  Wow.  Way to go figuring that one out.  Guess what slut?   Men are always going to want to fuck women… with or without tattoos.  Fratboys and rednecks love funny and silly tattoos.  I mean they are just so funny man… shit!!! 

   It brings people together… showing and comparing their “ink”.  It makes them feel special… and part of a club or dare I say family?  Alot of folks have at one time or another imagined themselves with a tattoo.  People of all income brackets and nationalities can all bond together and throw money away on something that should be reserved for four groups of people.

1.) Soldiers

2.) Pirates, sailors, or anyone whose job it is to ride the high seas

3.) Hookers

4.) Convicts

   If you do not fall into one of these categories, but have one or many tattoos… chances are pretty great that you are a total speedbump and a lameass. 

I will explain.

   Ive heard that ”My tattoos are for me… and not for anyone else”.  Really?   So you have your arms and legs covered in tattoos for the whole fucking world to see… but they are for YOU.  Sure.  So that’s why you chose to have a tattoo in a spot where you KNEW people would see it.  You go out and buy clothes that will accentuate or enhance the tattoo that’s supposedly just for you.   I don’t even have to make a point here.  Its already been proven.

  Some tattoos are meaningful or are meant to remind a person of something.  A loved one… a family member… a place or a time… whatever sentimental reason you have.   OK so am I supposed to believe that you have no other way to remember things or ideas or people?  You’ve got a brain… USE IT!!!  Tattoos are just trendy ways for people to show the world what they are all about.  Its even better when they are hidden from plain view… because it allows the person to show you at the moment of their choice.  It immediately gets attention from both sexes when tattoos are being shown.  People have nothing better to do then desecrate their bodies in the name of art or ideology?   Really?  They are glorified conversation pieces

  Some people try to pass off tattoos as art.   This is particularly evident in the world of tattoo addicts.  You know who they are.  These people are so boring and uninteresting that they feel the need to cover themselves in tattoos in an attempt to be a person with a normal level of self worth.  If they had THREE arms, they’d cover them with tattoos.  Do these people get depressed when they run out of skin?  What do they do afterwards?  Do they get suicidal?  I mean there is nothing for them to do anymore.  No way to grow as a person or show their eccentricities to the world.  All they will do is get older and let gravity ruin their precious artwork.  Morons.

Enjoy needles and pain?  Get a fucking leather daddy you stupid poser and waste your money there.  At least it keeps the illegal sex trade moving.  Sex slaves rule.

  “But Danny… its a native practice that dates back thousands of years and… SHUT THE FUCK UP”.  Ive actually had people try and spin this turd off as an explanation to a greater meaning of tattoos.  What a bunch of dicks.  This is the 21st century people!!!  Its not the Dark Ages anymore and we don’t have to run around throwing spears or rocks at each other while being afraid of a god that doesn’t exist.  We are past that.  We have EVOLVED, so don’t gimme that stupid bullshit cuz I aint buying it.

  You might be thinking “Well whats so wrong with looking cool Danny?  Maybe it is YOU that sucks!!!”

   Nothing is wrong with looking cool.  Hell looking cool is fucking awesome and if you ARE cool… then more power to ya.  The problem here is that Tattoos give the APPEARANCE of being cool.  They use naive peoples eyes to try and convince you that they are cool, when they are just in fact, only sometimes… cool LOOKING.  If they WERE cool in reality… no tattoos would be needed.  You wouldn’t have anything to prove or anything to convey.  Everyone just knows it already.

    People who have to pay someone to make them LOOK cool.  That’s not cool.  That sucks.

   Wow what a total waste of every ones time.  A giant group of rich assholes all wearing their best spandex and running for some who gives a shit cause.   Some of them push strollers… some bring their dogs… but ALL of them are useless twats with no better way to make themselves feel superior.

Marathons suck.

   Next time you see a marathon… look at the runners closely.  Its like a fucking blizzard there is so much WHITE.  White upper class fucksticks who just ADORE the idea of doing something for an important cause.  Regular people don’t run in marathons, just people who really like to feel good about themselves for doing nothing.  People that crave accomplishments and accolades like dogs love eating their own shit.  

   After their unimportant and utterly useless show of human compassion… they like to remember it forever.  They keep the little number they wore… or a piece of “YOU DID IT!!!” paper…or maybe even a picture of them running in the marathon breaking a sweat.  They will pull this out of a drawer or a shoebox every now and then and sigh a huge douchebag sigh of relief knowing that they made a difference.   They too, did run with shorts on,  with other rich white people.  Then they can imagine a child or an elderly person that might have been helped by their pompous spectacle of generosity, and sleep better at night in their giant asshole bed.

   If these fucking people are so concerned with the well being of others… they should go to 3rd world countries and give THEM money.  Donate to a hospital.  Give to homeless shelters.  There are THOUSANDS of ways rich white people can help others.  Not all of them involve the public display of physical excercise for a good cause however.  Well Shit.

  Another reason why Marathons suck a fat cock is that the city will go out of its way to close off streets and entire sections of the city to allow these morons the public space to show off their good deeds.  They cant all run around a huge circle in a field or something. Nobody would see it, or care for that matter.  It MUST be seen.   So regular people trying to get to work or just enjoying their day off have to sit… and wait… wasting precious gasoline and time either waiting for them to pass, or trying to find a way around the line of running ass clowns. All of this… so  that these fucktards can have a number on their chest and a memory of being generous.  Oh and maybe a t-shirt.

   Wanna be generous?   Do you really care?   Then fucking stay home and send a check.  Its more appreciated and Im sure you could even get a trophy or something that proves you helped out in the fight against… whatever. 

        Did you know that I love hot and spicy foods?  I mean LOVE them.  If its possible… I always doctor up my food to make it HOT.  Peppers of all shapes and sizes (except one), sauces and spices all over the place.  Pizza… Sandwiches… Shrimp… Chicken Livers… Eggs… All of these things are made better when they get a zing of extra heat, in my opinion.

   What I don’t like, however, is ruining those foods by dousing them in a wimpy, pseudo spicy sauce that tastes more like vinegar than a real hot sauce.   Tabasco Sauce SUCKS.

   I understand how some people might like their foods to taste cheap spicy vinegar.  That’s fine.  Whatever.  Some people eat tempeh.  Everyone has their own taste.

   What I DONT understand is how Tabasco sauce is the most popular and best selling hot sauce on the market.  This is the best around?  Come on everybody…. lets get our shit together.  We got Cholula, Sriracha, and all fucking kinds of Louisiana Hot sauce (which isn’t really so much hot as it is zingy and tasty).  We can do better than this.

   Why is it so popular?  Maybe its because its fucking everywhere around us like a huge, corporate vulture who is lying to you.  Its run by a huge asshole family of stooges and they will stop at nothing from convincing you that Tabasco sauce is the superior choice amongst Americans.  They will try and scare you into thinking that only a communist or terrorist rebel would use anything else.  This is the lie that fools Americans into buying up all the shitty, vinegary,  butt sauce.                                                                   

     You see… Tabasco sauce was invented by a rich old fucker about 140 years ago.  He was an insane old hoot who lived in a mansion on top of a hill.  He collected guard dogs and ex wives. He had a lot of sons, and they, in turn,  had alot of sons.  They were all registered communists and were notorious for talking loudly about how they would invent a shitty hot sauce, distribute it all over the world, and make billions of dollars so that they could buy their way into American food culture history.  Well congratulations Dr. Tabasco.  You have succeeded.

   You can get Tabasco flavored ketchup (GASP!!!), wear a Tabasco themed necktie, eat Tabasco flavored Cheez-Its, Chips, Pickles, Slim Jims… even Spam.  You can buy bloody larry mixes and tomato juice spiked with Tabasco.    They even offer little bottles of Tabasco for U.S. soldiers who are abroad.  Oh how fucking nice of them.  If I was a soldier,  Id want to be captured and sent to a POW camp so I could ask THEM if I could have a hot sauce that doesn’t taste like the bottom of a jar of pickled sausages.

   I once had a waitress ask me If i wanted any Tabasco sauce for my chicken sandwich at My favorite restaurant of all time… Applebee’s.  I told her to lean down so I could hear her better, and I proceeded to grab my butter knife and jam it into her eye socket.  She screamed… like they ALL do when they ask… and as I looked down at my sandwich, I saw that it was covered in the stupid whores blood. 

Needless to say, that was the best sandwich I ever ate.  Wanna know why?

There was no Tabasco sauce on it.

    Ahhh Billy Crystal

   Who likes this guy?  I’m totally in the dark as to why and how this no talent coat hanger got so fucking famous.  He is famous in a very adult and contemporary sense, kinda like Sting or Paul Simon .  He isn’t too raunchy which means he is safe and he appears at charity events. He has hosted huge award shows and I even heard recently he played a game of baseball with the NY Yankees.  He has visited the White House on a few occasions as well.  What the fuck really???  How did this guy sneak in the back door of fame???  I don’t ever recall EVER seeing him in anything funny.  Not even a little bit.  He does impressions of famous people (which almost always sucks) and he hosted an annual event called Comedy Relief with Whoopi Goldberg and Robin Williams.  I cant emphasize to you just how ironic and ass backwards it is to hold an event called Comedy Relief… and then have it hosted by the 3 most unfunny people in the world.

    I’m going down the list of movies here in front of me and I cant find ONE that redeems him as being even a tad funny.   He was on a insanely stupid and unfunny show in the 70’s called Soap.  Never heard of it?  Neither had I.  Its about as dated as Three’s Company… but about half as funny, which still sucks a lot.  Then he was on Saturday Night Live… at a time when the show was about as hilarious as an oven from Dachau.  He was pretty famous for acting like Sammy Davis Jr., and badly I might add.   He started doing an  impression of Fernando Lamas (another who the fuck?) and somehow acquired the phrase “You look Marvelous!”   I don’t know about you, but that character and phrase annoys me to the point of blindness.  I couldn’t walk 10 feet as a kid without hearing some dickhole say that stupid fucking catchphrase.  It makes me want to hurt people with knives.

   Anyways.

   I just cant believe hes made so many fucking movies.  BAD, BAD movies that aren’t funny at all.  Running Scared?  Throw Mama from the Train?   Those movies are total shit!!!   What about the slew of awful romantic comedies he starred in like When Harry Met Sally or Forget Paris?   The only thing I wish I could forget is that movie.  Whats his angle?  Is it a cliched funny Jewish comedian or something?  Real original William.  City Slickers was funny… but not because of him.  That credit goes to the half a dozen guys standing AROUND him in the movie.   Nice trick you waste of space.   

   I just cant wrap my head around WHY this man is so highly revered.

  Oh and what about those down right RETARDED songs he would sing when he hosted the Oscars?   Who thought that was a good idea?  How many old wrinkly cocks did he have to smoke to get that gig for that long?   WHY was he brought back on over and over and fucking over again? 

   I wont go down the LONG list of his fuck awful films, but I will ask this question;  WHO thinks he is funny?  Anybody? I don’t recall ever hearing anyone say anything positive about him or his movies.  It seems like everyone Ive asked about him just seems indifferent to him.  Hes not funny… but hes not annoying or really that important either.  Is he famous and popular due to the indifference of the American people?  Who attains fame and fortune while making movies about befriending giants?  Analyze This?  That?   COMPLETE AND UTTER ASS BUTTER my friends.  I could make funnier movies with my farts and some silly string.

Billy Crystal is an unfunny lucky asshole and he sucks.

       Porn is pretty exaggerated.  Its like watching Sex 5000.  It shouldn’t be confused with reality at all.  Real women aren’t usually prone to letting 5 guys fuck them until all their fun holes are looser than an old sweater.  I’m willing to bet that not all men have dicks the size of Pringles cans and I seriously doubt that you could find a woman that would let you shit in her mouth… for free.

   So what is this with guys in porn having little cocks?  Do these dudes have friends in the business or something?   Women in porn usually have giant titties or big asses.  If they don’t,  they usually have some other way of making up for it (being an anal queen or a piss drinker or something in that realm).  

   So what do men have to work with?  Their cocks.  I guess some of them are muscular or covered in tattoos, but does anyone really care?  We are all here to see dicks going into orifices here people,  and the last thing I want to see is some fucktards little dick on camera.   I want to see HUGE cocks on the screen… like they are gonna jump off the computer and hit me in the fucking face and mouth.  It makes me sick to see these men and know that they are getting paid to have a little dick… AND fuck big tittied sluts who lick asshole and pretend they enjoy eating loads of jizz.  

You shitheads with little dicks in porn can eat cottage cheese out of my asshole.  You suck.

      First let me start off by saying that I LOVE horror movies.  Even shitty ones that are more funny than horrific.  There are thousands of them and Id love to watch all of them. But the fact is that most horror movies just arent very good anymore, and Saw is a prime example.

Saw Sucks.

   I guess if you like pointless sicko tricks, then you might like Saw.  If you’re looking for anything in these movies that is genuinely scary… then you’re shit outta luck.  These stupid movies rely on torture scenes and uncomfortable situations to draw their viewers in, and I think its cheap and talentless.  Saw just capitalizes on the gross out factor and hopes the fans will want more (which they apparently do because these movies have made shit tons of cash). 

   I was watching Saw… and then Saw II… and found myself extremely bored.  Its like the writers got together and devised 6 or 7 different fucked up ways to kill people… and built a movie around them.   Then they repeated these steps for all the sequels.   How is the Jigsaw killer interesting?  Hes quite possibly the lamest and most overrated killer in recent movie memory.  The whole time I’m wondering why he just doesn’t slit a throat or use a machete or something.  Why the complex and stupid murder devices?  Are they supposed to be interesting?   The end result is the same isn’t it?   It reminds me of the over thought and unnecessary ways that James Bond villains tried to kill 007… when all they had to do it shoot him.   What is Jigsaw’s motivation for his awful and unspeakable actions?  Fuck if I know.  Why does he pick his victims the way he does?  NO fucking clue.  He might as well be picking names out of a hat.   

   I know some people are thinking… “Hey Danny Anus… THATS why its so horrific.  Its the randomness that makes it terrifying!!!” Uhhh no the randomness makes it possible for the plot to go anywhere at any time… regardless of logic or god forbid storytelling.  Its allows the writers to do nothing and go nowhere… and still have a sellable product.  Its a cheap gag that has millions and millions of stupid movie goers wanting more. 

You might say “Well you would be scared shitless if your face was in a spiky, vice like,  metal headtrap thingy”  Well yeah.  You are correct, I would be scared enough to poop on the inside of my pants.  But ALOT of things scare me.  Especially obvious things like that.  It is not realistic to think that anything in these movies would or could happen… because they are that horrible and grotesque.  Its just not believable

I apologize, but I’m not terrified at all by these shitty and lame excuses for horror movies. 

I was thinking about making a movie where I smash my toes with a ball peen hammer… one by one.  WOW how scary!!!!  Oh my fucking god I walked out of the theatre and was so scared and riveted and SUCK MY ASSHOLE.   We could make a sequel where, get this… I smash the toes on my OTHER FOOT!!!   Holy fuckface in a windstorm how genius!!!!  

Id rather Saw my cock off than have to sit through any of those shit movies again.

    Wow what a hipster paradise.  Boring, hem hawing music that would put a rabid baboon to sleep… played by uninteresting looking guys from a far away icy tundra.    I used to hear morons and douche bags rant about how incredible these guys were.  Id never heard them before so I gave them a listen.  I went from curious… to bored… then directly to confused.  Really?   THIS is what everyone was talking about?   THIS is amazing?  I’m sorry but I feel like the emperor is wearing no clothes here… and I’m calling him on it.

Sigur Rós sucks.

   Hipsters love to feel fucking unique and interesting.  This band allows them to do just that.  All the lyrics are in a strange language that regular people just wouldn’t understand… or care about.  Icelandic song titles and albums that make conversing about them almost impossible.  Ohhh i can feel the cool just seeping out of the speakers.

Ive also heard that its their live experience that really captures them and their genius. Yeah Ive heard that before. Ive heard it from filthy hippies who love Phish and Widespread Panic. Its all about the visceral experience of the live show. I don’t have to tell you how dishonest and scheming hippies are, so this excuse just  doesn’t work for me.  So I have to buy a 30 dollar concert ticket to see if these guys suck or not?  No thanks.  Ill stay at home and learn how to fart my name before that happens.

   So I call shenanigans  Ive had assholes in lines a mile long tell me I’m crazy and that I don’t understand.    Well the crazy part is still up in the air… but they are right about me not understanding.  After they discover that I’m right or I wont listen to their poop shooting mouths,  they all have that same expression on their face.  An expression with a smirk or a negative shake of the head that says loud and clear…  I AM A HISPTER DOUCHEBAG.  This process is actually negative due to the fact that it re-enforces their individuality and status as a musical know it all.  They walk away thinking they were right in telling that this mundanely epic band is amazing, which makes it that much more special… because fuckwads like me just don’t get it.

Well this fuckwad knows better than that.

Wanna know what else is amazing and lush with a foreign background?

My shit after Ive eaten Indian food.  Eat it.