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Aerosmith

September 21st, 2008 · 11 Comments

  
    You know how you see bands that have been around for decades… and you joke with your friends that they are worthless old farts who don’t know when to throw in the towel?   I don’t think that’s a very nice thing to say about these musicians.   A lot of these bands got into it [...]

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Carlos Santana… by Chef Molto Marshall

August 18th, 2008 · 6 Comments

   Hey you wanna hear what dirty balls taste like? Well, down Mexico way they call it “Oye Como Va”. That’s right folks. I’m talking about the one, the only. Carlos Santana…
and he SUCKS.
This poor son of a Mariachi Violinist first surfaced in the late 60’s,  covering the world in a golden shower of  self-indulgent Mexi-Jazz-Blues.
 “But [...]

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Sigur Rós

May 31st, 2008 · 10 Comments

 
    Wow what a hipster paradise.  Boring, hem hawing music that would put a rabid baboon to sleep… played by uninteresting looking guys from a far away icy tundra.    I used to hear morons and douche bags rant about how incredible these guys were.  Id never heard them before so I gave them a listen.  [...]

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Jack Johnson

May 27th, 2008 · 30 Comments

          Wouldn’t it be nice if music transported us to a beach somewhere?  A cool and beautiful beach that reminds us of summer and fun in the sun… (YAWN)  and uhhh…   flip flops and uhhh…  Jesus I’m exhausted.  I mean If a guy who plays an acoustic guitar can wear flip flops and [...]

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