Man I love Fast Times at Ridgemont High. What happened?
Wow does this guy ever fucking smile? He must be so deep and introspective that he doesn’t have to smile at all. Actually… when Sean Penn DOES smile… it has a bittersweet feeling to it, like he is smiling… but not because he is happy. Its because he is sad.
Sean Penn Sucks.
So… can someone tell me WHEN exactly this guy became a complete speed bump? I mean how does one go from teen comedies and fucking madonna to oscar winning actor/director/humanitarian asshole?
Have you ever seen Mystic River? I thought it was a good plot and all, but Sean Penn decided to act the shit out of that part to the point where I wanted HIM to die. Oh my GOD I’m so distraught and empty inside Aughhhhhh… FUCK. Does he even bother to notice that real people don’t act like fucking overpaid actors when a tragedy arrives? Does he think that he is being genuine? I hope not.
He also sucks for being one of the many actors to heroically portray a retarded person in a movie. This is immediate grounds for being a complete douchebag and worthy of crucifixion. He is a rich Hollywood speed bump who is playing a mentally handicapped person. I’m sorry but I think that’s not only pompous and arrogant, but its demeaning to retards everywhere. Thanks Sean Penn… you really showed me how to give a shit and give second chances to retards. Asshole.
Oh and all the humanitarian efforts? Motherfucker please the LAST thing anyone needs is some nosey egotistical knob sticking his fat rich speed bump nose into things like politics or diplomacy. He doesnt know whats going on, no matter how many internet websites he trolls or how many newspapers from other countries he reads in his open toed slippers while sipping mimosas on his veranda in Spain.
“Oh but at least he is doing something with his fame and his worldly riches. He is doing more than most people”
Trust me. People that are really in the position to help out and make a difference fucking HATE a stupid celebrity trying to look like they know what they are doing. Do you honestly think that politicians and officials enjoy some ACTOR trying to be more important than he really is? Hey thanks alot Mr. Penn, but your guilt has now been lifted… you are free to move about and feel better about yourself, oh and thanks for all the $$$$$$. That’s the real reason they put up with it; Its because he is rich rich rich. Its like a big act just to show that he is MORE than a millionaire speed bump with no soul. Sorry… I’m not buying this horseshit.
I demand to know exactly WHO Sean Penn is giving handjobs to in Hollywood for his credibility. I want to see in writing how many sloppy, wet handjobs hes given for his fame.
10 responses so far ↓
1 Jared: Sean Pen is // Aug 13, 2008 at 10:12 am
Aloha, Mr. Hand! I see the stress
of years of drugs and fame must take their toll,
When stars like this decide they must confess
And act as the philanthropist’s great roll.
Oh, why do we still know this asshole’s name?
When better actors and directors work?
What sins untold have gotten him this fame
That we still have to put up with this jerk?
Was mommy harsh to him? Did daddy beat?
Did teachers find him insignificant?
‘Cause Darfur’s still fighting, Iraq - no defeat
No, even his cash is not significant
He acts, directs, and wants for us to care
And fire - its good for him to die in there
*Sonnet*
2 Courtnie // Aug 13, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Boo! Sean Penn does suck! Why can’t he be cool like Jack Nicholson?
3 Emily Zager // Aug 13, 2008 at 3:12 pm
I really liked him in Forrest Gump.
4 Jim Russell // Aug 13, 2008 at 4:15 pm
I was inclined to disagree with you on this, as Fast Times is my favortie all-time movie, but I imdb-ed him, and you’re right, pretty mediocre. I remember U-Turn being kick-ass, but I’ve been liking Oliver Stone (potential GUESS-WHO-SUCKS?) movies less and less lately. Hurlyburly was cool, but The Interpreter was pure crap, Dead Man Walking was just depressing, as was 21 Grams. Mystic River was pretty cool though I thought. And YOU know he was pretty bad-ass in that piece of crap Carlitos Way! I bet Tarrantino could really do some cool shit with this guy.
5 Corn Penn // Aug 13, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Right on the money with this one. Especially Mystic River. I was dumbfounded when everyone in the world was blowing that movie, because I felt like the only sane person sitting back like, “ahhh, you guys do realize that this movie is an overacted piece of shit, right?” Fuck Mystic River. MOTHERfuck I Am Sam. And fuck that nicotine stained wooden Indian Sean Penn.
6 Simon // Aug 13, 2008 at 6:52 pm
At Close Range motherfuckers! Starring Christopher Walkens’ mustache and I’m sure all you fags remember… How will they hear, When will they learn, How will they know…
7 Michael // Aug 13, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Dude: 21 grams, the Game.
8 Danny Anus // Aug 14, 2008 at 12:40 am
21 Grams makes me want to kill myself. The Game is all Michael Douglas… who rules. Sean Penn playing his brother could have been done by anyone.
9 Jim Russell // Aug 14, 2008 at 12:36 pm
I actually did kill myself after watching 21 Grams, but it did not take…I’m a supreme badass.
10 Jim Russell // Sep 26, 2008 at 5:40 pm
I remember another pretty great Penn movie: Sweet and Lowdown, fantastic!
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