Porn is pretty exaggerated. Its like watching Sex 5000. It shouldn’t be confused with reality at all. Real women aren’t usually prone to letting 5 guys fuck them until all their fun holes are looser than an old sweater. I’m willing to bet that not all men have dicks the size of Pringles cans and I seriously doubt that you could find a woman that would let you shit in her mouth… for free.
So what is this with guys in porn having little cocks? Do these dudes have friends in the business or something? Women in porn usually have giant titties or big asses. If they don’t, they usually have some other way of making up for it (being an anal queen or a piss drinker or something in that realm).
So what do men have to work with? Their cocks. I guess some of them are muscular or covered in tattoos, but does anyone really care? We are all here to see dicks going into orifices here people, and the last thing I want to see is some fucktards little dick on camera. I want to see HUGE cocks on the screen… like they are gonna jump off the computer and hit me in the fucking face and mouth. It makes me sick to see these men and know that they are getting paid to have a little dick… AND fuck big tittied sluts who lick asshole and pretend they enjoy eating loads of jizz.
You shitheads with little dicks in porn can eat cottage cheese out of my asshole. You suck.
11 responses so far ↓
1 Sean // Jun 2, 2008 at 12:12 pm
What? Your dick isn’t as big as a Pringel’s Can? I guess I’m just gifted.
2 Martin Matthew Zager // Jun 2, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Sean, bragging on your wang in a public forum?? this comment of yours totally just jumped the dolphin.
3 Sean // Jun 2, 2008 at 1:17 pm
I wish I was as witty as you. Then again, I bet you’d like to have as huge a wang as I do. I guess we’re even…
4 steve da bone // Jun 2, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Danny- to answer your question yes, most of the porno dudes get in these films cause they bring the lady performer in with them. In other words most of these ladies won’t do a scene unless their man friend is in it with them. Finally, reading Jenna Jameson’s autobiography has proven worth the time!!
5 karla // Jun 2, 2008 at 2:14 pm
fun holes? haha.
i love it.
6 Dusty // Jun 2, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Ok, first of all, only pedophiles eat Vienna Sausages. It’s a sickness in their blood just like rabies.
Second, American’s have always rooted for the underdog. We love the person that’s in last place over coming all odds . . . like the fat lady in “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?” Or the male Asian Pornstar
7 Lardy Be // Jun 2, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Fucking Asians!
8 Danny Anus // Jun 2, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Dear Dusty
You make a good point. I guess people with small cocks would want to root for the underdog.. Oh wait.
Love Danny Anus
p.s. Rooting for male asian pornstar makes you a communist.
9 Danny Anus // Jun 2, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Dear Steve,
So that gangbang I watched the other day… the one where 11 guys treat one woman like a gaping fuck toy…. was she friends with ALL those guys? Did she bring ALL of them?
Love Danny Anus
10 Steve da bone // Jun 2, 2008 at 4:02 pm
I sure hope so! If I were a porn ho I’d like to know where my bukakke came from!
11 Danny Anus // Jun 2, 2008 at 4:24 pm
haha porn ho.
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