Doesn’t it suck when a woman refuses to suck your balls? I mean come on… whats the deal here?
You’re down there… and you know we really want it, yet you don’t. You refuse. You act like there’s cancer all over them or something. Don’t gimme that ”well Ill touch them” or “Ill play with them… but i wont suck or lick them” horseshit… Its within a foot and a half of where your head already is, so just do it already dammit!!!!! Is it the hair? Trust me… if you ask your man to shave his balls so that you can make out with them… HE WILL. Love is about communicating isn’t it?
Here’s an idea.
Hey ladies… is your boyfriend or husband tired or irritable? Is he in a shit mood and driving you crazy?Want a sure fire way to get him in a better mood?
Suck his balls. Why wouldn’t you?
No?
You suck
I wanna give a shout out to Jim Russell for pointing this out to me. Ive forgotten how much it DOES suck to not have your balls sucked.
12 responses so far ↓
1 Jared: Dreaming with a hand in my pants // Jun 1, 2008 at 12:09 pm
You know what sucks more? Not getting any to begin with.
All that I want now
Is cash, some time, and someone
To suck on my balls
*Haiku*
2 Emily // Jun 1, 2008 at 3:33 pm
hey! i didnt give you permission to quote me on your blog man! HAHA!!
and its not the hair so much as the sweatyness. ITS LIKE LICKING AN ARM PIT!!!!! EEEEWWWW!!!!
and dont say shit like, “you know you really want it”. i think i can say with a lot of confidence that at least 75% of women wont WANT to suck balls. given a choice between balls and cock, they’d take cock any day.
but maybe thats just me.
3 Lardy Be // Jun 1, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Delicious!
4 Emily Riede-Zags // Jun 1, 2008 at 7:34 pm
That was the other Emily who said that, not me.
But I completely agree with her.
5 Hating life Matthew Zager // Jun 1, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Yes Emily, Emily does COMPLETELY agree with you.
6 Debra // Jun 2, 2008 at 9:31 am
Why dont you guys just get a couple of cats? I know they like to lick balls. AND they have a textured tongue… come on now , you know you want it!!!!!
7 Emily Riede-Zags // Jun 2, 2008 at 9:46 am
If you want your damn balls licked so badly, why don’t you remove a couple of ribs, bend over, and lick them yourself?
8 Danny Anus // Jun 2, 2008 at 10:11 am
Dear chicks that refuse to sucks balls,
So you’d rather have men molest cats and remove bones from thier bodies than doing what the human tongue was made for? Wow thats selfish and immature. Where did 75% come from? Stop making excuses and just fucking lick your mans balls.
Love Danny Anus
p.s. No need for cats or expensive surgery here… my girlfriend makes out with my balls like they were Brad Pitts fucking face. She does NOT suck
9 Danny Anus // Jun 2, 2008 at 10:23 am
Dear Emily Doolan,
Read the article again you moron. Its says that WE want it. Men want it. Making a man happy isnt that difficult. More ball licking… less phone calls. Take my advice on this one.
Love Danny Anus
10 Makes no sense Matthew Zager // Jun 2, 2008 at 10:36 am
Woman: How can I have everything I could possibly want in life?
Man: Lick my balls while you are performing oral sex on me.
Woman: I think I’ll pass and just continue to bitch about everything in life I can’t get from my man.
11 Emily Riede-Zags // Jun 3, 2008 at 9:32 am
Dear Danny Anus,
I just learned more about your girlfriend than I ever wanted to know.
Love,
Non-Ball Licker.
12 Danny Anus // Jun 4, 2008 at 1:15 am
Dear Emily,
Stop being such a party pooper and do it already.
Love Danny Anus
p.s. I actually have a rule. If a girl doesnt lick my balls… I cheat on her!
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