Apparently there are people out there who think that this douche bag is funny. Its obvious to anyone with half a brain and no water on it that he sucks. Did Comedy Central just pick a Hispanic comedian out of a hat (possibly a sombrero?) to fill their demographic hole? I can just imagine a table full of assholes sitting around trying to figure out how to capitalize off of Dave Chappelles show. I mean if people LOVE Dave Chappelle… maybe they will love the Hispanic version? Stand up comedy, mixed with sketches, etc… I mean why not?
So that’s what they were shooting for, and for their trouble they got a huge pile of suck. Carlos Mencia relies on mostly inane and cheap racist humour about Mexicans and Blacks and Whites and uhhh Italians and Jews and I think Asians too. I guess its okay though… since he IS Hispanic. I mean black comedians are all allowed to use the “N-word” right? So it only makes sense to allow a Hispanic comedian to exploit and make light of the countless stereotypes of Hispanic people and how they relate to OTHER cultures. Oh so funny. Masturbating is more interesting. NO really it is seriously.
Did I mention that his first name isn’t Carlos? Its Ned. His first name is NED. Ned Mencia. Isn’t that WEIRD??? WHY oh WHY would he change his name to Carlos? Maybe its because nobody thinks racist humour about Hispanics is funny when it comes from a guy named NED. What a fucking asshole. Apparently he is also a huge rip off artist with other comedians from Joe Rogan to George Lopez to Bill Cosby accusing him of ripping off others material. So not is he just an unfunny asshole who sucks… but hes an unoriginal, unfunny asshole who sucks.
This is OK with me. Comedians rip each other off all the time and I’m all for this kind of humor. I think that racially charged comedy with a racy edge to it has a place in American entertainment. I think that his brand of comedy gives people of all colors the green light to laugh at the things were all afraid to laugh at.
The problem with Carlos Mencia however is that he just isn’t very funny. Its like everyone laughs at the punchlines… but isn’t really thinking about the joke. His jokes and sketches all come across like cheap one liners about (insert stereotype here) by explaining the OBVIOUS differences between Hispanics and other cultures. Its like watching Mad TV (which also sucks a huge fat cock), only HE is the show. I think perhaps if I was less intelligent I might enjoy his comedy. Sorry. I think it just appeals to people who don’t know whats funny. I mean he is yelling at me right? Everyone else is laughing… it MUST be funny. Lemmings unite!!! Off the cliff everyone!!!!!
Speaking of yelling… and one of the reasons why Carlos Mencia sucks so much… is his delivery. Its like he isn’t offensive to my brain… but my ears. I know that there is a brand of super charged loud mouth obnoxious comedy, and that some mouth breathing morons like it…but his voice just irritates the living shit out of me. The idea of anything subtle or subdued is lost on Ned. All jokes must be LOUD and IN YOUR FACE. What am In grade school? Am i some primate who needs things hollered at him to understand? Any time I see Carlos Mencia on television I feel like I’m being interrupted by some loud mouthed spare tire who is trying to convince everyone hes a laugh riot. You know the type. You’re at a party and he just wont shut the fuck up. Its like his volume level is turned up to 11 all the time. Totally sucks.
Bottom line? I not only find him very unfunny, but also very obnoxious and annoying… which is MUCH more offensive than his subject matter.
Thanks to “Big Red” for the input. He sent me an email about Ned Mencia here and how much he sucks… and he is right.
17 responses so far ↓
1 Ned Mencia // May 26, 2008 at 3:44 pm
You suck fat dick. How dare you not find my watered down and annoying racist comedy funny. Clearly you’re not in touch with what passes for humor these days. Guess what sucks? you…
2 Steve Dee Dee!! // May 26, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Danny- fuck yes thanks for pointing out the retarded, shittastic, unoriginal humor that is Carlos Mencia!! He is the Jeff Foxworthy/Git R Done guy/ fat pseudo-hillbilly comic of the Hispanic people. Now I gotta run, I just came up with this new comedic skit called “you might be a redneck if…”- I’m predicting multi-platinum sales!!
3 Tyler Durden // May 27, 2008 at 12:02 am
I’m glad it’s not just me who thinks this guy sucks donkey balls. You’d think a guy with 17 brothers and sisters would be able to manifest some better material. Honestly, he could probably get a couple HBO comedy hours out of “My mother was such a whore” material alone. Even then he would probably steal and alter Andrew Dice Clay’s Old Mother Hubbard rhyme. ‘Old Mother Mencia lived in a shoe, she had so many kids……..her uterus fell out. Ohhh!’ What a choad. Feel free to steal that mother was a whore idea, Ned Arnell Holness.
4 Jared: Not a beaner // May 27, 2008 at 12:45 am
Comedy Central does a lot of things right. This asshole’s show is not one of them. After giving a successful stand-up comedian his own show, there is always profit, right? Just look at Seinfeld. It is a recipe for success! Or you can look at Everybody Loves Raymond and see that anybody can have a stand-up special on HBO and not have enough material to fill out 13 shows at 22 minutes a pop.
Dee dee dee, catch phrase.
When repeated, people laugh
At shithead yelling
*Haiku*
5 Lardy Be // May 27, 2008 at 1:00 am
Fuck mexico — jews.
6 Danny Anus // May 27, 2008 at 1:07 am
Ahh yes the Haikus… YES!!!!
7 Emily Zags // May 27, 2008 at 8:51 am
Frankly, I have never watched more than 30 seconds of this guy. Like, you know, when a good episode of South Park ends, and you haven’t had a chance to change the channel before he comes on… 30 seconds has been all I or my mentally retarded husband can stand. So, I guess in some ways I do not have an opinion… but yet in other ways, perhaps that statement says it all… I COULDN’T TAKE MORE THAN 30 SECONDS.
I am Emily Zags, Bitch.
8 Jimbo // May 27, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Yeah, this guy sucks! Pete swears that his older stuff is funny, but I just don’t think at any time or on any planet could this stuff be at all tolerable. I’m not easily offended, but this guy is more offensive than a video of Hitler ass-fucking my dead grandmother. I’m all for using race in your comedy set. Look at Rock, Carlin, Pryor, and all the rest, but the difference is…..THEY’RE FUNNY! Otherwise, its just stupid and offensive! You’re right Danny, its like people laugh at this guy because they think they’re supposed to. Kinda like most Superbowl commercials and Mike Myers movies.
9 Debra // May 27, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Ned ! That was the name of the nerdy guy in School of Rock who Jack Black substitute taught for. Loved that movie………..
10 Danny Anus // May 27, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Ned. Its also the name of the guy that played Otis in the Superman movies.
11 Oh my wife Matthew Zager // May 27, 2008 at 10:33 pm
I know funny… Ned is not funny.
Ned is also the name of the bartender on the Simpsons.
12 Sean // May 28, 2008 at 11:39 am
That’s Moe. You’re thinking of Ned Flanders.
13 Emily Riede-Zags // May 28, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Sean, I keep telling you people, my husband is mentally retarded.
14 Mindy Matthew Zager // May 28, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Being a huge fan of the simpsons and an owner of seasons 2-8, i am pretty damn sure the bartenders name is Ned… Moe Wiggum is Chief of police.
15 Emily Riede-Zags // May 28, 2008 at 4:36 pm
You are an idiot.
16 I.P. Freely // May 29, 2008 at 11:47 am
I love it when Bart calls Ned at the bar and asks for Ben Dover or some other random name… Ned gets sooo upset!!
17 Scott Flanders // May 29, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Remember in Deliverance when Carlos Mencia got raped by that redneck? Sigh, only in dreams.
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